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Can't sleep from Salad Fingers.

Posted by Kalandro Jul. 18, 2007 @ 10:29 PM EDT

That's right.

I finished up watching all the episodes a couple of days ago, and at first, I kind of liked them. Sure, they were really weird, but it was entertaining to see Salad Fingers go at Jeremy Fisher in such an odd manner - eating his head, the rotten juices pour out of his dry puppet mouth (thus, moistening it up). Yeah, I have seen scarier images/flashes in my short time on the Internet. But lately, I've been having these scary nightmares regarding Salad Fingers.

And no, I'm not talking about watching it in my nightmare.

I mean being in the cartoon. So far, I've had 2 of these dreamlike illusions while I lay in bed. For example, the first night, I could've swore that I saw Salad F. dragging himself towards me, staining up the carpet situated just beside my bed. I'm pretty sure I felt a light tug of something, but it is very hard to tell this fiction - from reality.

The second nightmare was me actually asleep. It was all about me fighting in the Great War with Hubert Cumberdale/Jeremy Fisher, or whatever the hell the bastard's name was.

I got shot, and came down hard on the dusted front, which in this situation, was applying to the Great War.

A demented and slightly twisted version of the Salad Fingers theme music began playing. It frightened me greatly. I saw the the shadow of a character that looked like Salad Finger's body approach me from the front of me. I than woke up. The night was darker than my 2 day old shit, and I'm not joking.

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